yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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