i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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