it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
