I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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