everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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