hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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