Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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