I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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