Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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