So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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