whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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