I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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