too bad you live with your parents still
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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