Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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