the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
soo... how was my night?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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