I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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