Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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