finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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