Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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