i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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