I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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