I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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