I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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