You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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