no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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