We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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