i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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