its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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