this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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