i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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