I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
