Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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