dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Randomize
