she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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