I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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