Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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