You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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