He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My brain says no but my pants say off.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm like, not good at living.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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