She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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