At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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