Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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