it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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