I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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