omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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