Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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