I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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