I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I have feelings that need drinking.
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be right there i have to get my cape
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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