scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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