There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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