She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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