i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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