is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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