When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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